Space is definitely an issue.
I appreciate how you try to squish your body into the far lower-right corner of the bed,
but that’s no way to live.
Besides,
you need a restful night’s slumber to prepare for a day of text messaging and telling me “No”.
You’ll be thrilled to know that I’ve come up with a solution that you are sure to find not only satisfactory,
but also quite generous, 
if I do say so myself.  
Space is definitely an issue.
I appreciate how you try to squish your body into the far lower-right corner of the bed,
but that’s no way to live.
Besides,
you need a restful night’s slumber to prepare for a day of text messaging and telling me “No”.
You’ll be thrilled to know that I’ve come up with a solution that you are sure to find not only satisfactory,
but also quite generous, 
if I do say so myself.  
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