Okay, okay, Daddy, hold on.
I can already feel your resistance.
You don’t have to start out the night sleeping on your special nature box.
We’ll all cozy up together in the big bed
and once you’re nice and asleep,
Mommy and I will gennnnnnnntly roll you onto your big-boy bassinet.
It will be right next to ours if you need anything.
Anything at all.